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 12.05.2016
I also found my old swimsuit. Also, my former was exactly 3 years old, 10 kg and two breasts size back. It was closed and I put it on, pressed in. When I realized that he was hopelessly tight to me, wherever I could and couldn’t, I tried to remove him, pulling the cowards off the poop first. The bandages on my neck and, instantly shrinking, the swimsuit pulled my knees to my ears. In such an asana, my mother found me sitting on the floor with her feet behind her head. While my mother slipped on the doorstep, the sister ran and five minutes of shame stretched out at fifteen, and the ass on the floor began to freeze. When I was angry and sadly pulled out of my insidious underwear, I had time to re-think my life, my present and future. So I know everything about the greed for children’s swimsuits.
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