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 13.05.2016
I have 5 lifts at work in the building, so the lifts guard their own, so as not to cause an emergency and serve all this matter.



I get into the elevator and a man follows me. We push the floors, we touch. After a second, the elevator brakes, the man tries to press different buttons, with no result. And I get the phone, I start calling the elevator number, the administration carefully left a note on the cabin for such cases. The man is like this:

Don’t call me, I am here.

I do not ride with him anymore.
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