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 14.05.2016
I read in ideer.ru:

The story #53823:
One day, with 300 rubles, I managed to go to the city of my dreams, St. Petersburg. I just got a call from a man we met a week ago and invited me to this stunning city. He didn’t take a penny from me, he didn’t hint on sex. At the same time, I lived in a beautiful apartment, every day had a delicious meal in the cafés, traveled around the city, visited many museums, returned with a bunch of magnets. Since then we have never seen each other. He fulfilled my dream, the most selfish good man)))

The story #53892:
I met a girl from a rural town. We talked for a week and I jokingly suggested: come to me at Peter! What do you think, it was on the first train. As it turns out, absolutely no money. I took her to museums, showed the city, fed and drank, lived with me for a few days. Intelligently I did not stick, I thought, even if the spark did not fade, she would be grateful to me for the time and money spent on her. She went to Urupinsk and hasn’t even called since. I was offended by something.
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