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 15.05.2016
Q: I bought grapes in the market yesterday. They said sort somehow "kum-kush" or "shesh-beš", I did not remember. And - horror - there is no bone in it!! ! to I didn’t notice at first and ate 1.5 grains! ! to Only then I noticed that he was without bones, that is, infertile, but it was too late! I have already eaten.
What did they do with it and how does this grape grow?! Why is it not warned that it is genetically modified? Now I sit and fear - can I now have children?

A: You say “I can’t have children” as if it’s a bad thing in your case.
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