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 16.05.2016
Observation is selective.

I had a crown on my front tooth, and I went to my dentist on the weekend. Tomorrow I registered directly as the first patient, today you have to work somehow, not attracting attention. And I work, I have to say, in open space for 20 people.

In general, in the afternoon if possible I am silent and try not to smile, in the evening in the corporate messenger letters from four colleagues with the question whether I am okay, or I am somehow not, a couple of people were carried out and asked the question in person... And only the last of them suddenly paid attention to that I had somehow changed the figure, and surprised to learn that I turned out to be pregnant and in a month I plan to go to the decree (no one, except the chief, did not report, thought - and so everything obviously).
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