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Nine cockroaches proudly walk through the chicken, and an unfortunate and completely crazy chicken runs into the corner.

Nine cats "they are proud of". The cockroaches are Duncan Maclauda, only one will survive! Even two cockroaches organize such battles, and of the nine most would at all roll without movement, and some would still try to gladiate. Everything would be in the bloodshed.

Once thrown into the old producer - year and a half - Petya in the field with a young man. He was the owner of a harem of 30 chickens and knew his business clearly. In the squadron, he was squeezed slightly, but Peter quickly hesitated and gave such puzzles to the chickens (4-6 months, the secondary sexes in the whole region crumble), that they flew out of the squadron through the top!!! With cut wings and in principle not knowing how to fly, the guys very quickly learned that it is necessary to leave vertically.
Nature knows no compromises, there is survival, not punches.
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