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 17.05.2016
With me in the hospital was a guy, a lover of looking for valuable things in the country houses, to put it simply a thief. And one day he used to the plot with a good such a shark, and the owner of the house was many times robbed by different creatures and he worked until his retirement at the factory for the production of grenades and anti-peacekeeping mines. Shortly it exploded on one of the three tons more mines set by the owner, to meet uninvited guests.



After the arrival of the police, his outrage knew no limits.

I was walking here and it was a cacao!

What did you do there?

I thought I might find something valuable.

And the fool, even if the fucking, the leg repaired and home. Grandfather was arrested...
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