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 17.05.2016
I used to work in a supplier factory. I went to one small organization behind the office, and there a pretty nice girl writes out goods documents. Since he was free from any relationship, he decided to take advantage of the moment and "pick up" to this lady, shining with ingenuity. To start the conversation, I didn’t find anything better than to say to her, “You’re holding the pen so strangely, can you teach me?” It says, “Cut off two fingers.” He shows me a three-fingered hand.
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