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 17.05.2016
After dismissal from the Army, he worked in a brick factory, then in a leather factory. Six months later, my friends were invited to work at the CHOP in Moscow. Well, I worked for myself, a month later I became the head of the shift, paid $ 250. of the month (1997). And at night he sat in the office on the only computer, and studied the brochure "Windows 3.1". A couple of times he broke the computer, and then at three at night he called the IT-masters in the newspaper to repair before the office began. Shortly afterwards, he mastered the word, peint and saper.

Soon our secretary Sabrina (5th size) gathered in a decree.

A week later, a chef from Germany returned to the office and asked to print a price list. And nobody could, in the first password only I knew (Sabrina gave), in the second "hacker" I was too. I said I could print, the chef asked what I could do, he replied that I know English, Russian, and Tatar with a dictionary.

The boss called the director, and said to him - go now with this guy (with me) to the market (Dynamo) and buy two costumes, tie, shirts, shoes, and socks.

You will have enough of a carpenter a month, the boss asked me, I replied, and I started working.

A year later he became the director of the company.
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