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 19.05.2016
Borrow 20366, throw out your smartphone. With it you can control the robot / tank / aircraft / your version. It can analyze geodata with an accuracy of up to 3 meters. With the help of it, you can give a command to destroy an explosive device. With it you can control the printer / CNC station.

Throw off your camera. With it, you can get great quality photos, especially in combination with good lenses.

Throw away the webcam, because if you hide it, you can secretly observe what is happening.

In fact, go to cure. Paranoid and manic-depressive syndrome detected.
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