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 22.05.2016
of money:

A rabbi comes to the parish and asks for advice:
I put my savings in the Agro-Bank and what do I do now?
Transfer them to Sberbank, Inkombank or cash.
Rabbi says – Your question is complicated – not to solve right away, you need to think.
At the same time, a young woman comes into the synagogue and asks:
Rabbi, I'm getting married tomorrow and I'd like to know what to go to bed with:
In combination and in pants,
In combination with no pants.
Clothes but no combination.
Rabbi replies, “Wherever you lie, you will still be held.”
For the client, that also applies to you.
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