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 23.05.2016
Mongolia, Seychelles on the border with China.
They were caught up with transport aircraft pilots. Alcohol, about +50 ° C on board, condives in Ilush are not provided (( Tired, fell for some boxes.
I open my eyes, fly like a worm after the rain, into the cabin and see in the windows a completely different landscape of O_O. by Fuck! Where are the Gobi Palms in the desert? A white? No, just our carriers were already flying to the base in Dushanbe, received a new flight assignment, filled Ilushi’s belly and pulled humanitarian aid. by Yopamama! How long should I be charged for crossing the border illegally?
Sturman said, “Don’t sit down, we will go back and back to you, so they didn’t wake up. You slept so sweet.)
Oh, I, the mill, sat down to the eggs and already pretended who would wear my transmission. They have everything so simple.
© 46 ODSHB SN, commander of the company
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