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 23.05.2016
Dysentery and balbes.

I remembered.
Pioneer camp under Odessa. Weather resort, close to the cosmonaut rest base "Flight", all things. There was a disentery outbreak. I stood in the post, overheated, apparently, the temperature jumped and I, no doubt, was sent to an infectious clinic in Ovidiopolis.
A week later, we were released for a walk. Those who are not fooled.)
The fucking cat, guys! Liman, catacombs, crabs with a claw as long as my leg!
And there, in the jerk hospital, I met my first love. We were 15 years old and we are already grandchildren. Not everything in life is shit.
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