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 29.05.2016
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What horror

I saw, by the way, as in the car on the front seats are sitting two clusters, and from the back, looking between the seats, stands (!) The child. And all this at a speed of 70 kilometers per hour. So far I think it was their spare child was, or just the intersectional ganglion replaced by the sticker "Baby in the car"...

And I grew up in the 80s, when it wasn’t that there were no car seats, they didn’t need to be attached. Well, did not rely on the rear seat safety belts, the design is not provided. <...> How did he survive? But it’s just a mosquito, not a dumb one.

In the 1980s, this was a period when traffic was so furious (as opposed to the current time) that the MKAD could be crossed at the peak time and not get under the car. Try to float the MCAD at least in the deep night. to survive? Your words are simply "a systematic mistake of the survivor".
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