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 30.05.2016
Hello, how did the date go?
YYY: It was, more precisely, a very unexpected pitch...
XXX: What is it? She said she was an athlete, a beautiful woman. We also communicated via Skype with video.
YYY : Heh Smart, fun – really great! Beautiful is unrealistic. But here the athlete... On Skype, only the face was visible.
XXX: Is it fat?
YYY: the opposite.
Xxx :?? to
yyy: She turned out to be hard-working in bodybuilding and powerlifting. It should have been seen! Her shoulders are wider than mine, her hands thicker than my leg, with a thin waist and a gorgeous buttock. And all this relief like the bodybuilders, the press cubes even through the dress were visible!
XXX: Have you said goodbye?
YYY: It is not. First, she is really cool. Second, she kissed almost my soul and said after that that with her strength can do something that guys can not even dream of ;-)
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