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 30.05.2016
The last one is out... Primadonna, fucking. Because of this, people are late on flights. Next time you will get on the flight such a "star" - personally with his elegant female pen will give you a moustache!

First, the buses are usually served two or three (unless it is a corn farm for 15 seats, but there are all discharged very quickly), and nothing interferes with those who did not provide a normal time gap between flights, get into the first bus and fly like a wounded rush. Secondly, five extra minutes (to get up, pick up hand luggage, go down) are the reason for delaying on another flight? seriously? I never encountered.
I always get out of the plane one of the last - while everyone is crowded in the passage, you can put yourself in order, turn on the phone, sign off who needs, check the mail, order a ticket for aeroexpress or call a taxi. I come in the last bus (where the people are not filled, like a bowl in a bowl, but normally and freely standing) and get careful at the moment of unloading the luggage on the tape, which saves me from fifteen minutes of nervous waiting in a hall full of people, in the absence of any places to sit. The Profit!
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