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 31.05.2016
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“When I was about 9 years old, my neighbors asked me to take care of their fish and cat while they were on vacation, and I kind of gladly agreed, and when they left, the FISH WAS DEAD, so when they arrived, I apologized to their mother for what she said like ‘Don’t apologize, I turned off the filter to let them die because there’s too much with them. You’re not to blame for anything” and she gave me 20 backs – that’s the story of my first ordered murder.”
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