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 02.06.2016
I need to pick up a friend on his car. She tells me on the phone where she is waiting. the appearance is very spectacular - 5th size, narrow waist, blonde, blue eyes, but not fragile, such blood with milk.

He says on the phone: “Yes, here to the left... ah, right, past the signs... sorry, a second [to some bad guy] SHOULD NAHUY [back to the phone] sorry... left"
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