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 02.06.2016
I will add:

20488: Those like you are called "crabs", and you are furiously, furiously bored!
No, I don’t want to get up at four in the morning, even if I call it eight, nine or ten. And most people, as far as I understand, don’t want – that’s why "instances and shops don’t work.
And as for the evening - discover a terrible secret for yourself: in those regions that are souther - in summer it darkenes earlier. For example, it’s always dark at 8 o’clock, it’s already evening, although many people are just coming back from work. And nothing, it is normal. No dogs jump out because of the bushes.

And if you tell him more about Zapolarya, the popcorn will explode.
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