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 04.06.2016
I was looking for a wife. legal and in the future. After three attempts, he abandoned the case.
Explain to me not far away. Will I get this decor at home if I can invite a cleaner for a dozen? I do the cleaning and cooking myself. And I find it strange that in a month I bring her half-year income and go clean the apartment and cook to eat. You know, I didn’t catch the girl.
And yes, I am not a 40-year-old boss. I am 28 years.

Why do you talk about money all the time? What do you want to buy for them? The love?
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