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 04.06.2016
Love against calculation.
Will there be female candidates? 28 years old, wellined but not beautiful, 2-2.5 thousand. U is. Every month, and all ahead in financial terms. There are no children, an apartment, in the prospect of buying a house. The character is not heavy, but in case of difficulties at work I can hardly pay attention for weeks.
Requirements: care for the house, cooking-washing-cleaning-other (calling a housewife or ordering food without mutual consent is deducted from the content). Sometimes you will have to sit next to me until I fall asleep, make a coffee and say that I’m smart, beautiful and I’ll get everything done (honesty is not required), call a doctor and take care in case of illness.
To sleep with me, in every sense, is not necessarily a separate room can provide. Observe hygiene, take care of yourself, be able to support a conversation (themes range from astronomy and literature to cartoons and fairy tales). Don’t drive lovers into the house. Marriage and romance in the form of "I love, I cannot" - not to offer.

I don’t leave contacts here while I just study the market.
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