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 06.06.2016
The young family moved to a house next to the desert. And one day there appeared a brigade of builders who had to build a new house in an empty place.

Of course, the 5-year-old girl was very interested in what was going on there, so she watched the workers all day long.

Eventually, she made friends with the builders, and they began to consider her a kind of talisman of the project. They constantly talked to her, the girl ate lunch with them and even performed small assignments that the builders gave her to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week she was handed a envelope with a salary of $10. The little girl immediately ran to her mother to boast, and the woman offered her daughter to open her own savings account in the bank and put the money there.

The cashier at the bank was very impressed. He asked the girl how she was able to make money at such a young age.

The little girl answered proudly:

“Last week I worked with real builders who are building a house near us.

and oh! The cashier cried. Will you work there next week too?

The girl replied:

- Yes, I will, if, of course, these fools from the building materials warehouse will finally send this fucking plaster!
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