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 06.06.2016
One day in the universe, the girls went through the stairs and I started showing some scene from the movie. She turned like Julia and flew down a high staircase with a chic. Whoever tried to catch me... Man five hands stretched out. At the end, there was a man waiting for me, too, with an extended arm. He was the last. And his hand was not enough, too, but at the very last moment my instinct of self-preservation opened up and I grabbed his hand with my teeth. As a result, he went to the same room where I was lying after the battery hit. They also found out that we both do not like Mandarin and come to each other as a triple-born brother and sister.
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