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 08.06.2016
It is surprising how many children are afraid of dogs. Dear parents! Meet the kids with dogs. Go to the shelter, to the breeding house, ask a familiar cinematologist or breeder to tell the child about the behavior of dogs. This is very important: it helps children adequately treat dogs, and dogs - to children, serves as an excellent prevention of stress and bites. In the summer in many parks of Moscow are held exhibitions of dogs, go to them with children! At these exhibitions there are only socialized, non-aggressive dogs, they are accompanied by trained people, kinologists, zoopsychologists, who can give advice, and the exhibition is a great place for a first date.

WOW: It is surprising how many women are afraid of drunk hooligans on the dark street. Dear women! Meet your friends with men! Each of you can take your fearful girlfriend by the hand, take her to a decent cafe, to the opening of an exhibition in a gallery of contemporary art, to public readings in a popular bookstore network. There she will see cared for and well-maintained men, will be able to talk to them in a pleasant atmosphere. She will surely understand that they are far from so dangerous and even very fascinating. And if after that she is scared again of the evening humpiness, then she, fool, should.
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