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 09.06.2016
Here you laugh with the "bathers will not be, here you rubber boots", and yesterday I visited all of Moscow in search of swimsuits that are needed right here (today I passed the norms on jumping into the water in rescue vehicles, and at the last moment it turned out that last year’s swimsuits somewhere loved). It turned out that:
1st Ordinary men’s swimsuits today are exotic. Men’s swimwear stores only have swim shorts and maybe one or two swimwear options, but there won’t be your size. They say, demand is not used, no one is wearing them or buying them.
2nd In sports stores there are - from three thousand (as well - "professional") and again not all sizes.
Three Finding a non-online store on the Internet is almost impossible. In the online store you can not buy "outdoors".
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