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 12.06.2016
If you have finished cigarettes and you are reluctant to go to the store because it rains on the street, knock on the neighbor and ask him for a hundred thousand for three months.



After hearing his explanations and apologies, sadly breathe:



“Sorry, very sorry, but I hoped so much for you... Well, give me a cigarette then.



In 9 out of 10 cases, he will gladly give you a whole package! I’ll be glad you got it so easy!
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