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 15.06.2016
At the lecture our prede: I was younger, I ran at all conferences like a white. And then one day I run to work, hungry as hell I run to the hospital buffet. What are they selling for sick people? Right, candy, cakes and lemonades. I take a cola and chips, open in the office and eat. I say “Come in.” The patient enters and sees the picture with oil - the doctor gastroenterologist in his glasses, all of himself intelligent, and on the table an open pack of chips and Coca-Cola. The eye has 5 copies, and I say, “Come in, soon you can.”

So why I am, your task is not to put the patient on a strict diet for the rest of his life, but to maintain his health at a level at which he can afford anything in reasonable limits.
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