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 18.06.2016
It is easier!

He doesn’t want to go under your pressure.

The last pressure jump at which the ambulance was called was a heart attack. If you’re young and hot and don’t know it, then congratulations, you’ll die right away. But the man can put his leg back.

But calling an ambulance to my 18 year old child's temperature of 37" is still not worth it.
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