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 18.06.2016
I told everyone I could, but I will repeat. The movie hurts impressively.
There was a cat sitting on the tree in front of my window for a day. The cat eared a good mate. The crabs wanted to knock the cat, the children below invited the cat to come down, I threw potatoes into the crab from the balcony... In a word, a festival.
When the second day of the carnival went, I could not withstand and called the Emergency Service. I still remember the beautiful girl of the operator.
“Lady,” she said, “First, promise that you will not go after the cat alone, otherwise we will have to come, not alone, but with an ambulance. have agreed? Now listen: take a bottle of valerian and pour on the trunk of the tree at the height of the stretched arm. and all.
And you know, the effect was rapid. It was only necessary to irrigate the tree with valerian drops, as the miserable cheese smelled, and quickly and confidently went down the trunk.
I want to say, use it, compatriots!
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