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 18.06.2016
xxx: I have a girlfriend: tall, slim, light (i.e. He does not walk, but flies, his stomach is flat, his heart is hit. The flow of offers to go to the model in 23 is not extinguished. Only unknown weight of her 67 kg. One of her boys in this matter was unable to accept the superiority of subjective sensations over accurate data and abandoned her. Because she is fat. He is a physicist today.
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