A friend of mine gave me the phone and address of a newly opened sauna near my home. Then one evening a woman says:

Should we go to the bathroom?

I remembered the clue of a friend.

But either I wrote the number wrong, or I entered it with an error, but the following came out.

I call.

and allo.

His voice answered like a child. Maybe even female.

Hi to you. Can you wash tonight?

A long pause.

I’ll ask my mom now.

I hanged the phone.

Would you suddenly agree?