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 18.06.2016
The case was in a village, where a man from a local livestock farm on which he worked because of the fact that he had long not been paid the salary of a rabbit's sperm (one), and unwillingly licitly let him for a full-fledged dinner for the family. The man was burned and he did not deny blinded the case to be brought to court. The man went out of court for eight years, and this is why:

The rabbit turned out to be a rare breed, was bought for a relatively large amount (something around two kilobacks) and was a tribal producer. As a result, the man was not judged according to Article 158, but according to Article 164, and then the excerpt:

According to Article 164. Theft of items of special value. 1st Theft of objects or documents of special historical, scientific, artistic or cultural value, regardless of the method of theft. and. .”

and subparagraph:

c) which has resulted in the destruction, damage or destruction of objects or documents referred to in the first part of this article, shall be punished by imprisonment for a period from eight to fifteen years. and. .”



In general, if he spares from the Russian museum "Lunar Night" and puts on wood - he would also get (or up to 15 years + a fine).

Here's what a man's dinner came out, for 8 years of free feeding.
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