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 19.06.2016
This story was told by a neuroscientist. They brought one day to them by ambulance a young Gypsies, who, according to his own statement, refused the lower half of the body. In the process of clarifying all the circumstances of the incident, the camp arriving with him tells that he has a young passion from another family, who decided to move to another place of residence. It immediately becomes clear that this guy simulates the failure of the legs, but it is necessary to somehow bring him to clean water, and to his family to show the absence of the disease, allegedly beaten their son. Psychiatrists give him two pills of furosemide (diuretic) and give him aminazine intramuscularly (in such a dosage that the main instincts are preserved, but that he is not able to produce highly intellectual activity to simulate disease). And in the presence of relatives, some half an hour later, this young man crashed a bullet from his bed in the direction of the nearest toilet. Applause and curtains.
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