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 11.12.2008
Recently, the front bumper ternulled,when he left the garage, well, he went so to the country. The rain was heavy, dirt everywhere. On the way, they stop the geer, start hanging allegedly participating in the DP, well, I explain to them that Teranul, it happens, let's go and see the scratches in the garage. One agreed and we went to see him. We come, I open the garage, he sees scratches, he says the type went back, we will form a fine of 50 UAH and I will be able to go further. Here I became psychotic, drove the car into the garage, locked it and started to leave. Mint stands dirty, dirt everywhere, very difficult to pass (practically not real), began to guess me, asking that I take it back. I turned around and said, “Comrade, I don’t know you, stay away from me, I’ll call the police soon.” The mint got hot and I went home to drink tea.
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