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 23.06.2016
One day, three of his children came to Master Van, and each wanted the Yellow:

“Daddy,” the older son said to him, filling with paint. “I didn’t know how to tell you this for a long time, but I like men more than women. I love Sun Ahua. Of course, you want your firstborn to continue your race and become the heir of your teaching, but... forgive me, I don’t need it... I just want to live my life with Sun.

The father, embarrassed, turned to the Master his middle son. I must confess to you that I am a pacifist, I hate weapons, meat and suffering. You tried to raise me up as a warrior, a victor and a defender, who would be known throughout the world, but I don’t need it... Let’s take our pig into the house, I’ll play with him, sew his clothes and become a vegetarian!

and Daddy! The only daughter of Master Van. I am young, smart and beautiful. And I don’t want to babysit with my children and serve my husband. I want to enjoy life, develop myself and build a career. I’ll go to the city and be a childfrey. I promise to come to you every week!

Master Wang was already ready to speak to his children, but suddenly in his head came a question: "Is it worth banning them something, teaching them to live and decide for them? Let them do what they want, the main thing is to be happy. I am not a savage, but a tolerant modern man.”

“Well, my children,” he said tiredly, “live as you want.

It has been about ten years.

The children lived as they wanted. Van’s eldest son died of AIDS after numerous illnesses. The second practically lived in a pig farm, philosophizing that our world is a landfill of dirt, garbage and dirt. My daughter became rich and successful. But her young lover, copying her signature, left the girl without money in her pocket. Then she returned to her dad and under the mantra “All the Frogs, All the Frogs” took on self-improvement books.

Mr. Van was terrified and thought, “What will I do when I get old? I have no grandchildren or grandchildren.”

With that thought, he went to his neighbor. He was sitting in a tabernacle with a cup of fragrance tea.

How are you, neighbor? He asked Van. Is it okay? As the children?

— Well, the elder recently began to decipher the epitaphs on the old tombs. He was so fascinated by this! It also brings him good money. And I married the daughter of the judge - I look at them and can't be happy! The middle went to serve in the imperial cavalry, headed the "long hundred". My daughter gave birth to my fifth grandson.

is surprising! Van said with enthusiasm. But didn’t your kids want strange things 10 years ago? In youth, everyone is hot and stupid.

The neighbor Zhang gave his consent.

How did you teach them to live? What is your secret of education?

“I just told them that if they don’t stop waving the fool, I’ll hit them with a shot.

After this, the doctrine of personal freedom in Heaven began to be forgotten – instead, the teaching of the Enlightening Lopata flourished. Let Nirvana come with you!
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1606/o160622.html#16
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