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 25.06.2016
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From a conversation with your colleague (and maybe with you):
Do you have children? and no.
What if they are? - will not be (convinced pair of childfries >30)
What if they will still be? will not be!
And why? –...
From there:
Did you have animals? Yes, the cat is dead.
from what? Animals do not die from old age.
(At the time of the cat's death, I was 20, the cat lived in the family before I went to school, and most of the cat's life fell on the hungry 90s, when they themselves, that is, there was nothing special, but about elite animal feed and did not hear.)
As a result, the cat was not given to us with the explanation "we are looking for more mature people". Half a year has passed, on the photo of the cat I still encounter on the forums, probably no one has yet missed the cat
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