Department of technical support in one of the state institutions. Recently from another city for three days came a boss, a bald tall man of thirty years of age, to prepare a report with the head of the department on the work carried out at the facility and solve other issues.

Friday and lunch. In the technical support room, where the bosses are working on the report, one of the engineers with the food container heated in the microwave enters, sits at the table and begins to eat slowly, while looking into the monitor with the open helpdesk for the appearance of new applications.

It smelled like food...
Visitor: (feeling a familiar motivation) Work out...
Start. department: (echoing the visitor) Chief of the... (pause) Application closed...

The poor engineer almost drowned.