A few days ago I loaded up in our local store, the "Prodsib" network, to understand - alcohol is pierced with a separate check (the reasons I know, but here - they are not important).

In front of me is a subordinate man, from the set - a bunch of products + a large bottle of vodka. He gets the price, he pays, he gets a whore cheque + a small cheque for vodka. The comrade looks into the checks for a long time, considers something and asks a question:

Why Vodka separately?

To which the cashier almost without thinking answers:

You do not understand, fool? My wife guessed.

The man lights up and cries:

Well, that is what. and. and. Well thank you! ! to ! to