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 27.06.2016
The queen of puppies >: Anka after yesterday’s run barely sneezes. )))))
Mother of heroin >: Why is it suddenly? She told me she was running every night.
The queen of the puppies >: So she ran on the runway, and yesterday she, bold and beautiful, was taken to the park. When I got up in the morning, she said, “It turns out that I have muscles on my legs that I didn’t even know. My life did not prepare me for that and I fell back. The father is angry and promises not to take her to Sochi, because, I quote, " suddenly she will go to the sea, and the pool did not prepare her for it."
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