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 30.06.2016
I work as a chief. I am also a staff member. Currently, we are looking for a programming firm 1C (Accounting Program). I made a summary. Zp is fairly good, twice the region average. I called for lunch yesterday:

Are you looking for a 1C programmer? PS is real? Is this normal work? Will I not sell books? (It seems that the man has already gotten into this divorce)

-Good, yes, the company is real (I begin to tell what we do, etc.) Tell me about yourself, please.

Let’s meet and talk, I’ll come to you.

At 18:00 in the center.

I come. I see a man of 40 in classic shoes under a sportswear. I am surprised by the programmers. The programmer did not come alone, but with his wife and three children who sat on the bench. He calls his wife and meets her. Then the children. I ask for a resume, where did I work? He was a private entrepreneur who sold animal feed at a marketplace.

Are you familiar with 1C programming?

No, but I learn quickly, I can pait.

Am.. Why did you decide to come to us?

Well, we don’t have a lot to do with food, and here the salary is more than our monthly salary.

Sorry, you are not suited to us.

Do you want a bribe? We are not against...

I left with a deep sense of misunderstanding of this life.
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