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 30.06.2016
It was in Tajikistan at the Kokayda airport. I was given a weekend (day break in flights). And I decided to take the sunrise, spring, the birds sing. In the grass to lie is not an option, the boss is walking or the TZ will move. I decided to climb the roof of the hotel (4th floor), took a blanket and a bottle of water with me. He went down, lay his head in the shadow to some huge tank standing in the middle of the roof, and fell asleep. And it should be noted that exactly at 12.00 the operational guard checks the emergency warning system with the help of the most powerful roar. How then I understood when I gained the ability to speak and think clearly about this enormous tank to which I lay with my head tightly and was jealous! The first thing I wanted to do after he turned on, I wanted to jump but then my legs and arms were down, I could only turn a little and take the embryo posture. It was terrible, a tornado tornado was born and intensified within me, sparks came out of my closed eyes... in general, I did not burn.... :)
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