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 01.07.2016
About the peculiarities of America, with its rules, amendments and prohibitions:

x: on Pt evening plan - to go to the shale on the California Coast
Y: Yes, we invite you to the shells if you can hit the fire on the shore
Reserve the fire :)
X: The fire is blown separately.
Y: If you have reached 21.
x: for groups of no more than 5 or no less than 7 people, only in rescue vests.
x: at least 46% of participants must have a certificate of passing the training "Evacuation during a tsunami during a volcanic eruption", but if there is a cat deficiency in the group, then 53,3%.
Y: Obtained during a lunar eclipse.
x: Certificates obtained outside the eclipse are deemed invalid in California except on February 29, when the General Federal Rule of Certificates applies.

y: benefits are granted to participants in the Bordeaux battle and festival participants.
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