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 01.07.2016
My girlfriend and I love to experiment in sex. So strong that in a couple of years of relationship has accumulated a large backpack of all kinds of baggage :D Since she lives with her parents, all of our bad things I keep at home, if I go to her in visit, together with the flowers I capture a miracle backpack. We live in different parts of Moscow, so I get there, including by metro. One day my backpack seemed suspicious to a metro worker, and he decided to enlighten him with a X-ray machine.

Those eyes and that "thank you, you can go" I will never forget :DDD
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