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 01.07.2016
I was sitting in the car, waiting for a girl near the fifth-storey Chruščov. Two types of years pass by me for 50 each. They approach the house and start calling their friend. He finally went out to the balcony. In view of their peers. This is the conversation between them:
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How did you play last time?
Why didn’t you come here to play football?
My wife did not let
2 of the types: Yes, we lost. Something broke my heart. I left before.
Should go to the doctor
Two of them: I went. The doctor told me to be careful. I say, how long can I play? Which one to play? You can’t whistle in the whistle now.
His friend almost fell from the balcony. I didn’t have a place to fall, I was sitting in the car.)
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