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 04.07.2016
XHHH: Stay still Today is Saturday. Why don’t you go to Dacia? Is the fire extinguisher in the car deadline expired?

It’s so much worse, haha.

The entire Moscow garrison has been transferred to "Enhanced readiness".

In connection with the established hot weather, i.e. patrolling of forest park zones, reservoirs and places of mass rest, propaganda of fire and rescue activities, carrying out a set of measures to ensure the safety of people.

All the living and dead were put into service.

I walk in shape and look at drunk degenerates who climb into the water and do not want to swim out - which is absolutely contraindicated on the site entrusted to me.. This story will drown, and he is well, and I for the spoiled statistics of the report and explained to write until loss of consciousness.

Nothing... it is already dark, soon you can remove the seedlings... Or the swimmers have split up, the mangalists have scattered, but the nits to the bushes are pulled.
Source: http://bash.im
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