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 04.07.2016
I often ride a taxi and have encountered a lot of things, but this was my first time.

I called a taxi through the app, from point A to point B, I was charged a price of 130 p. I waited for 15 minutes, although the app showed that the driver was in a seat near me, just where the shop with the shuttle was. As soon as I sat in the car, the following dialogue took place with the driver (B):

A: Girl, the cost of the order will not be 130 rubles, but 150.

I: Let me ask, is that why?

A: I usually drive on orders on the "LUX" rate, and now there are no such orders. (There must be mentioned that he has an old Reno Logan, such cars do not drive at our luxury tariff.)

I: And what about that? I did not call you for luxury.

A: We will go with air conditioning, for the air conditioning fee.

I: I, of course, don’t regret those 20 rubles, but I don’t quite understand your scheme, don’t you feel ashamed? I will pay as much as is calculated in the appendix.

Q: (on elevated tones) Well, as you want, we will drive in the heat and dust, if you are. The day was quite cold.

I opened the windows, turned off the air conditioner and we went. We come to point B, I count the money, as it did not get 1 ruble to 130r. I give him 200r, the driver gives 50 rubles.

You owe me another 20 rubles.

A: I have no small things.

I: So go change, I was driving in dust and heat, as you said, and I am not going to pay you 150r.

The driver got angry, took 20 rubles out of his pocket and almost threw them into me.

In general, I am not a greedy person, and if I like a taxi driver, I can leave a surrender to him, but when such a rough and frank divorce begins, I don’t want to give a penny in excess.

Should I say that I called a taxi and left a complaint on him?
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