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 05.07.2016
From the corporate portal of Yulmarta from the news about the appearance of "Goods for adults":
“Our company employs people over 18 years of age, which means that everyone has a personal intimate life in one way or another. We think about its comfort and optimization, strive to make it bright and interesting. Our clients also have an intimate life and they also want it to be grey and boring. Someone needs products from the category "For adults" to realize their needs and fantasies. And the strategy of Yulmart is to close all the needs of the customer. We are ready to do so that our customers in this matter get quality goods and comfortable service, rather than looking for small sex shops that are melting in the shelters.”
Source: http://bash.im
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