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 14.12.2008
In general, we decided we and friends to drink beer on Friday evening, we go to the store and catch a straw on fruit syrup "tetiya peach", well, we were cursed we bought five 20 bottles and he poured into bottles of dark beer. Here from where not to take the garbage went up well comes out one and in the courtyard is not 1 lamp "aga beer drink", well he is enough a ball and there is a stalk ringing says this leave and went to the department on the road he wrote a protocol that we have a beer box there and so on. We do not burn. Bringed to the rubbish department in the garbage shoot and bullet. Minutes after 5 I hear in the police station a whisper ppc just cry people rubbish flies there looking and there syrup 15 bottles. Mint red brown pratacol rhetoric oret on us what under *balli? The smart? I will arrange a syrup for you, we can't stop, we can't get out of duty, the captain and says let go of the boys for the creativity you don't still play over people :)
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