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 08.07.2016
In those years, video magnetophones were a huge rarity, and to watch the video from the cassette, you had to either go to the cinemas, or look for rich acquaintances with the video magnetophone. There was a girl in the yard. Her father was a businessman, and could afford an unprecedented luxury - a video magnetophone. In those times, intimate shops began to open everywhere, and we went in the crowds to see the huge rubber leaks and other overseas locks. Among other things, pornographic cassettes were sold in the salon, which I really wanted to see. One day we walked through the whole yard and bought such a cassette. They hit the girl's house with a large fun eagle and watched the movement of naked bodies. When the cassette was taken to the hole, we wanted more spectacles. The brilliant idea arose immediately - to carry a magnet on the tape of the cassette and hand it over intimacy, like marriage. At first, the seller was willing to exchange our "missed" cassettes for others, but then, after 4 exchanges, he began to look at us somehow... So we used free of charge the porn film book of the favorite store.
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