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 10.07.2016
I work in general in a trading company, I sit in the office and promote the website. Mostly girls and women. Of the men, only the CEO, the director and I. One day, a girl asked me to break her box (I agree, it sounds double). She lost the key and could not get her coffee. I had only hacked locks in Splinter Cell before, but still called for help. I know that locks are just one purpose and the keys are simple. I decided to use the usual stick and won. I was thanked and I went on to work.

A few weeks later, the owner of the company approaches me and asks me to break / open her door, because while she was leaving the office, the door was closed by the cleaner and the key was left inside.

This time I prepared thoroughly and took a Swiss knife and wire, and I have a lot of stuff in my backpack and that’s not the most surprising.

After five minutes, the door opened.

Now I’m probably called “Dimka Bear”.
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